DID I JUST LET A HOMELESS PERSON MOVE IN MY CRIB? 😂🏠

By DA FRONT PORCH | 1-Minute Read

In life, I’ve had some questionable relationships, situationships, and a few “ships” that sank before they even left the dock.

But have you ever had somebody come over and… they just never went home?

Maybe they had a good reason. It was late. They stayed the weekend. Then it turned into a three-day weekend. Cool.

Monday comes… they’re still there.

Another weekend passes.

Now it’s been a month and you’re looking around like, “Hold up… when exactly did you move in?”

Because nobody discussed this.

There was no key ceremony. No conversation about splitting bills. No change-of-address form. Somehow they’ve got clothes in the closet, food in the refrigerator, a charger permanently plugged into your wall, and they know your Wi-Fi password better than you do.

And the whole time they’re telling you:

“I love being with you.”
“I love waking up next to you.”
“I just feel so comfortable here.”

That’s beautiful… but one random Tuesday the thought hits you:

“Wait a minute… did I fall in love, or did I accidentally provide housing?” 😂

Now you start thinking back.

Have I ever actually seen your crib?

Why are ALL your clothes here?

Why does your mail suddenly know my address?

And the biggest question of all:

WHERE WERE YOU LIVING BEFORE YOU MET ME?!

Sometimes love moves fast.

Sometimes relationships naturally grow into living together.

And sometimes you realize your “bae” didn’t move in because the relationship reached the next level…

Their housing situation did. 😭😂

DA FRONT PORCH TAKE

Before somebody turns a weekend bag into permanent residency, have the conversation. Love can open your heart, but that doesn’t mean everybody needs unlimited access to your refrigerator, Wi-Fi and spare key.

Some ships sail.

Some ships sink.

And apparently, some ships dock at your house and refuse to leave. 😂🚢🏠

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